trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

Are you sure they aren’t just American women?

-glares-

I’m a doctor. I can tell a man from a woman.

[shrugs] Yet you claim you don’t have breasts because they don’t interest me.

Anyway….

-shrugs back-

Indeed.

……

[pokes Shinra’s chest, just to be sure]

-rasies eyebrows-


trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

Are you sure they aren’t just American women?

-glares-

I’m a doctor. I can tell a man from a woman.

[shrugs] Yet you claim you don’t have breasts because they don’t interest me.

Anyway….

-shrugs back-

Indeed.


trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

Don’t you know it’s only my chest he’s interested in seeing? -snicker-

Breasts do not interest me as much as they should.

Which is why I don’t have any.

No, you don’t have any because you are of the male gender. You should know that, as a doctor.

There are plenty of men with breasts out there- I’ve seen them on the American TV shows.

Are you sure they aren’t just American women?

-glares-

I’m a doctor. I can tell a man from a woman.


trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

Don’t you know it’s only my chest he’s interested in seeing? -snicker-

Breasts do not interest me as much as they should.

Which is why I don’t have any.

No, you don’t have any because you are of the male gender. You should know that, as a doctor.

There are plenty of men with breasts out there- I’ve seen them on the American TV shows.


#XD 

trollmasterizaya:

Don’t you know it’s only my chest he’s interested in seeing? -snicker-

Breasts do not interest me as much as they should.

Which is why I don’t have any.


LOOK IT’S NAKED SHINRA.

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

“Incorrigible,” Shinra mutters, adjusting so his head fits in the crook of the doctor’s neck, moving Izaya to a more comfortable position.

” What..?” Izaya lifts his head, working his way through the haze in his brain, trying to process his friend’s sentence.

“Nothing- Don’t worry about it,” he says quietly, reassuringly tucking the stubborn strands back behind the informant’s ear.

“I’ll worry about it later,” He grumbles, resting his head against the doctor’s neck once more.

“Mhm. Good idea. You do that,” he cajoles, running long fingers through the hair on the back of his head, gently massaging the base of his skull.


LOOK IT’S NAKED SHINRA.

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

“Incorrigible,” Shinra mutters, adjusting so his head fits in the crook of the doctor’s neck, moving Izaya to a more comfortable position.

” What..?” Izaya lifts his head, working his way through the haze in his brain, trying to process his friend’s sentence.

“Nothing- Don’t worry about it,” he says quietly, reassuringly tucking the stubborn strands back behind the informant’s ear.


LOOK IT’S NAKED SHINRA.

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

Shaking his head, he wordlessly continued. Perhaps he might be the one getting information this go-round.

He sighs, rubbing into the hand like a contented cat. A small smile forms on his mouth, “Hn~”

“Did you really not understand me, or were you just being deliberately obtuse?” he asks gently in a very casual tone of voice, never stopping.

“A bit of both…” he mumbles, leaning in even further, he fells his head bump the male’s collarbone.

“Incorrigible,” Shinra mutters, adjusting so his head fits in the crook of the doctor’s neck, moving Izaya to a more comfortable position.


LOOK IT’S NAKED SHINRA.

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

Shaking his head, he wordlessly continued. Perhaps he might be the one getting information this go-round.

He sighs, rubbing into the hand like a contented cat. A small smile forms on his mouth, “Hn~”

“Did you really not understand me, or were you just being deliberately obtuse?” he asks gently in a very casual tone of voice, never stopping.


LOOK IT’S NAKED SHINRA.

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

trollmasterizaya:

doctorforthedamned:

“See?” he asks softly, not stopping the motion of his fingers; he notes the physical responses with a doctor’s precision.

“Hn..” he mumbles, too absorbed in the sensation to form any true coherent response.

Shinra grinned and stopped for a moment, waiting for the man’s reaction.

Izaya frowns, peering up at the medic from beneath his bangs. “Neh, why’d you stop?” 

Shaking his head, he wordlessly continued. Perhaps he might be the one getting information this go-round.